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El Gruppo

I said that after I paid off my credit union loan and got out of my mini-storage, I’d buy myself a kayak. So where is it?

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Now it's my turn to hump the mic!


2 Responses to “El Gruppo”

  1. Harry C Pharisee says:

    There were no takers when she shook her ass for the Zombie Hamster Fliffles. Fliffles don’t care for human females, and we know zombie hamsters prefer dick.

  2. Dave says:

    Zombie hamsters. Pshaw. My Viking Hamster army will make me ruler of the Earth! They have cute little horns on their hats and everything.