The Aggressive Couch

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Any Given Forkday

The doctor said I could resume normal activity today (except whoopie) as long as it isn’t anything strenuous. I guess cutting down a mature hickory with a chainsaw doesn’t count as strenuous, does it? I mean, the saw did most of the work! Ordinarily, I would just rip it out of the ground by the roots.

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