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Lawn Baby!

“Now our lawn can have that slick suburban sheen and I can take Baby Melvin for a leisurely stroll!” TV’s Frank

So, I bought a lawn mower. It was going to cost $30 in parts for the old one with no guarantee of fixing it. I know, $30 is a lot less than $200 but fuck it. I’m worth it!

So now I get to have a Red Green lawn mower demolition party.

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