The Aggressive Couch

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Hey! Here’s a link to some guy’s web site wherein he fixes a lawn mower. Not the Red Green way, where he beats the shit out of it with a hammer. Or an axe. Or a crutch.

He also has some great quotes, mostly from himself. Here are a few favorites:

“I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of genius which to Angles look like torment and insanity.”
-William Blake “The Marriage of Heaven and Hell”

“A person shouldn’t own anything that they aren’t at least willing to try to fix.”
– Chuck Kichline

“Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power.”
– Benito Mussolini

“The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity.”
– Abraham Lincoln

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