The Aggressive Couch

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Let’s All Go To The Toilet

| August 17, 2015

People who bring up politics at a picnic are like ants at a….

SHoestring Potoes

| August 15, 2015

Anybody wanna open a new franchise for Chicken in the Rough? I have $20.

Cyborg Banana of Noiree

| August 14, 2015

I am so sick of “Zee Wray” that I could scream. Finish the damn board already!

Cadillac Formica

| August 13, 2015

Is it true that Crystal Pepsi is coming back? Why?

Spunk munks

| August 11, 2015

I left work a half hour early after I sent my PCB design to some guy in Belgium to review. But I have to make up the time later. Yuck!

Harry Couch Number Two: Turd Burglin from Butts to Howevers

| August 10, 2015

If you love the sound of Skype dropping calls and general weirdness, this is the podcast for you. Next time, I’ll hook up with a regular ethernet cable which should stop at least 50% of the dropouts. Old Guys With Hair: Thick hair doesn’t look right on old guys. Bands You Don’t Like Anymore: What […]

Not Fish

| August 9, 2015

Took McShell’s car to be repainted. Whoopdy shit!

Harvey Wahl Drugbangers

| August 7, 2015

I have rediscovered Ruthless Reviews, a site I gave up on around 8 years ago due to excess negativity. But, they’ve mellowed (slightly), and Cracked seems to be more and more full of SJW bullshit, so it’s back on my “must read” list. Hey, they like Nomeansno. Here’s an article about atheism!


| August 5, 2015

I put resistors in MM’s Cadillac! Wahee!

Make It Stiff!

| August 3, 2015

My neck is a little stiff. I need to be a little more careful where I place the pillows while sleeping.