The Aggressive Couch

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Body of Work

| June 15, 2015

I hate this time of year. The grass keeps growing, but it keeps raining, so I can’t cut it. #PAVETHEYARD

Polish the Wienerdog

| June 14, 2015

Dream week concludes! Last night, I dreamed I was helping Mythbusters tape an episode with sandcastles. I was packing sand into a bucket with Grant. Kari was being annoying, as usual. I was able to pack mine extra-tight because I mixed oatmeal and a crab into it. Tori was impressed.

Another Dream Weak

| June 12, 2015

I don’t remember what I dreamed last night. Again. It was interesting, though. I could try to fool you and make something up, but I think you deserve better. C’est Levi!

Dream Week: Fresh Peters

| June 11, 2015

I don’t remember what I dreamed last night, but I just woke up from a nap, and I remember the dream from that! I wanted to jerk off but I couldn’t because my sister wouldn’t leave the room because she was making a pot roast. She was adding the cauliflower last, presumably to keep it […]

Dream Week Peters Out

| June 10, 2015

I don’t remember what I dreamed last night. It wasn’t very interesting, though, I remember that much. Hey! Chicken in the Rough is still in business!

Wassup, Pumice Cat

| June 9, 2015

I forgot most of last night’s dream. I do remember that it was one of those strange dreams where I was not quite in control, but not quite watching it movie-style. Apparently, it was a Golgo 13 adventure. There was lots of blood. Must have been that time of the month. Anyway, on to bigger […]

Power Mold

| June 8, 2015

Boring Dream week continues! Last night, I dreamed that I was having a sleep study done. The doctor performing it was Kieron Gillen. After the test, I went into the parking lot. The place where I work was on fire! I started spraying it with a garden hose. I thought I had saved my car […]

More Boring Dreams

| June 6, 2015

Last night, I dreamed I was living somewhere that was over-run with turtles. Not C. Turtle, either. Actual turtles. I vaguely recall that I was the one responsible for this. I also recall that my dad had killed one of the big ones, and was marinating it in the fridge. I was kind of upset, […]

Bisquick Cherry Cobbler = Edible!

| June 5, 2015

I had two recipes for cobbler, so I sort of mixed and matched them. I also used either way too many cherries or nowhere near enough Bisquick. Tune in next week for my Thanksgiving creation, Gobbler Cobbler. No cranberries needed!

Mexican Hat Pie

| June 3, 2015

Anybody wanna start a cooking show?