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Rock’n Roll Records

| February 17, 2015

I thought the Sims 3 had sound-alike bands doing “simlish” songs for the in-game stereo but no – that’s definitely the Supersuckers. Motherfuckers.

I Heart Balki

| February 16, 2015

Guess what I bought at Goodwill? Bronson Pinchot’s Pro Skater!

Post-Turtle Day Update

| February 15, 2015

Wow! What a blowout! We took C. Turtle out on the town and had in-fucking-sane amounts of fun! We went balloon stretching, played Ski-Ball, watched bad movies, mooned a patrol car, and played pin the tail on the goat – with a real goat! Anybody know how to get hoof prints off a forehead? Just […]

Turtle’s Birthday

| February 13, 2015

Tomorrow is C. Turtle’s birthday, and I still haven’t decided what to get him! I think I’ll re-gift the exact thing he gave to me for Christmas and see if he notices.

Many Fine Purchases!

| February 11, 2015

I have bought some games online and it’s taking FOREVER to download them! I might have to actually talk to my girlfriend! No, wait, I’ll play with the stuffed sea turtle instead.

Sea Brains!

| February 10, 2015

$33k in Profits

| February 9, 2015

Damn, the rain is starting to freeze and I forgot to leave the iron on!

Mouldy on Letterman

| February 8, 2015

I’ll Take Milk!

| February 7, 2015

Why doesn’t fiberglass taste like cotton candy? (That’s candy floss, for you demented Canadian readers.)

I’m the Head and You’re the Ass

| February 6, 2015

And now Radio Shack has officially been flushed down the shitter. Just like my fearless prediction!