The Aggressive Couch

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Cock Tales

| January 18, 2015

Largest shrimp cocktail ever! And it’s in Mexico! Alert Turtle. Oh, wait, it dates from 2011. It’s probably been eaten by now.

Riding the Heights of What Guilt

| January 17, 2015

I have purchased the Sims 3, and installed it. No sign of Puss-X yet.

Tracks Down and Kills Beagles When Threatened

| January 16, 2015

I feel very cold right now. I shall go add a layer of melliflicious blubber at the burger restaurant.

Drink Toilet Water? Sounds Like Fum

| January 15, 2015

I’ve been in something of a rut recently. All You-Tube videos and stuffed sea turtles. But this will all change next week when my new computer gets here! 12″ screen, 486SLC@20MHz, 80 meg hard drive, no CD or network or USB – life in the fast lane!

Scarf Ace

| January 14, 2015

I have visited the web site of “Wall Mart” and made many fine purchases! Soon, I will drive to their store in plush air-conditioned comfort and return with said packages.

My Next Band Should Be Called “New TV Show”

| January 13, 2015

The fish hatchery was marked down AGAIN. They should just give me the place already.

Wanna Go Buy Some Ricicles?

| January 12, 2015

I stopped on a hill today. Something about not hitting the guy in front of me. But when he pulled away, I couldn’t! If I didn’t have such important work to do today, I would have gone back to bed.

A Look Back….

| January 11, 2015

Here is a look back at some of the most popular posts on the Couch from its 20 year history! 4/27/2009: “I can’t think of anything to post.” 6/14/2012: “Damn, I can’t think of anything to post today.” 4/14/2014: “I forgot what I wanted to post today, but it was FUNNY.” 9/27/1994: “I can’t think […]

Shocking Car News!

| January 10, 2015

I finally had Spike, the silver Beagle, hauled off to the junkyard. Does that make me a bad person? I guess everyone assumed that since I’d named the car, I must have been very fond of it.

High and Mighty Matchbook

| January 8, 2015

The Internet Archive has released EVERY PC GAME I EVER OWNED, EVER! (As of 1991 or so. And it’s missing Test Drive 2: The Sucking.)