The New Aggressive Couch!

Dave | December 7, 2014

Burt Reynold’s 1997 Dodge Pickup! Expected to fetch between eight to ten thousand at auction. Unknown mileage. If you missed the Dom DeLuise estate sale, now’s your chance!

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Dave | December 6, 2014

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Dave | December 5, 2014

I am setting up my new Goggle Jizzcast, so I can stream HD porno from my tablet to the big screen!

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Dave | December 4, 2014

I feel like a modern Prometheus. In order to watch fascinating old PC game videos on the You Tube, I have to endure countless seconds of horrendous advertisements for “Best Buy”. But with each passing video, my spleen returns, and the ads return to rip it back out. Oddly, the McDonald’s ads aren’t quite as […]

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Dave | December 3, 2014

Hard-On for Heaven is my new spec script I’m writing. It is a reboot of Highway to Heaven, starring Kirk Cameron and Miss Piggy. The Michael Landon role goes to Miss Piggy.

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Dave | December 2, 2014

I regret not using that hamburger as a hand puppet.

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Dave | December 1, 2014

Is this some kind of joke?

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