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On The Road Again

| December 18, 2014

So I watched every episode of Leftover Culture Review. Apparently, it’s already Christmas in Australia!

A Turtle’s First Christmas

| December 17, 2014

Did I Forget to Mention Quavers?

| December 16, 2014

I subscribed to 300 more You Tube channels this week, and yet, there was still only 5 minutes worth of new content. But I got to see 3 hours worth of unskippable commercials!

Double Darth

| December 15, 2014

We took C. Turtle to buy Christmas presents yesterday. People were lined up around the corner just to see him!

But It Was Seedless!

| December 14, 2014

I dreamed I was trying to measure the dielectric constant of air by using antennas inside the gondola of a dirigible last night. Oh, and something about Archie having an argument with a college-aged gang that drove Chevy Blazers.


| December 13, 2014

A stink bug flew into my soda while I was drinking it. I stopped short of swallowing the bug, but it had already released its stinky juice into the drink. It didn’t taste too bad! I wouldn’t recommend it, but then again, I wouldn’t recommend “craft beer” either, and that shit is wildly popular.

Phone Life

| December 12, 2014

The battery in my phone is pretty awesome. I haven’t charged it since Monday morning, and it still had 15% charge! This is what happens when you forget it at home before you leave on a trip for a week.


| December 10, 2014

Has anyone out there ever seen Terminator 2? Did Arnie kill Dumbledoor?

Give the Radio Shack to the Maniac

| December 9, 2014

So it looks like Radio Shack is finally getting flushed down the shitter. Once proud, once mighty, once the place where Norr dropped his pants and took a piss in the corner (he was only 5 or 6). I bet I could ask everyone my age or older who’s interested in electronics, and they’d all […]

Fish Hatchery Shocker

| December 8, 2014 Price Reduced!