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Vote For the New Aggressive Couch Catch-Phrase!

| October 20, 2014

Send Turtle an email by 6:00 tomorrow morning to cast your vote! A: It’s more boring than arguing about Betamax! B: I think that whale was poly-unsaturated. C: Is this site still here?

Post Mixies with Hafsnenfoodle

| October 18, 2014

It is always important to plan your day in advance so that you don’t waste it. I think I will sleep in, then watch some bad You Tube videos while eating leftover pizza and drinking too much soda pop. And then maybe take a nap.


| October 17, 2014

Make It Album Again Missy

| October 16, 2014

Ok! I am going to list some of my favorite albums, for no reason, really. This is what we call “filler”. You know, we are still planning to do more Couches soon! Mudhoney – Piece of Cake Ramones – Ramones Mania Agent Orange – Living in Darkness Bob Mould – Beauty and Ruin Weird Al […]

Whenceforth the Malls?

| October 15, 2014

Here in Dork Park, PA, it seems all the malls have died or been converted into “Shopping Centers”. I remember the days when these majestic beasts roamed the hills. But the mall is alive and well in West Virginia! Go figure. In other news, Turtle is fixing up some sort of “chicken a la leftover […]

Gosh, I Sure Do Enjoy Breathing!

| October 14, 2014

Sorry I was away for 2 days. I was frosting my wombat. Someday, I dream of putting all my clothes into a big dryer. And drying them. Jesus Fucking Christ, is that all I can come up with after 2 days? No wonder nobody reads this anymore!

Master of Tronics

| October 11, 2014

It is back!

Spades in Spades

| October 10, 2014

Don’t you hate when your girlfriend’s stuffed turtle orders a bunch of TI-99/4a games off of Ebay with YOUR PayPal account? Grounded from Munch Man for a week!


| October 9, 2014

This show is awesome. Not quite Furniture to Go. But I’ve already watched all of those.

Little Bunny on the Prayerie

| October 8, 2014

I replaced the Impala’s goggles. 5 minutes and 4 plastic clips. Purple Power!