The Aggressive Couch

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Mamma Don’t ‘Low

| August 19, 2014

I have browsed the web and made many fine purchases!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Welbot.

| August 18, 2014

Tandy! Pocket! Mania!


| August 17, 2014

Bow before the almighty sexy Grimace colored Impala.

Put the Poot in Spooter

| August 15, 2014

Sometimes I have more fun coming up with the stupid post title than I do writing the post. Like almost every day!

I Don’t Care if Moses Did It Over 30 Years, I Want It in 2 Panels!

| August 13, 2014

Wandering the desert, stopping to fry dead fish, and thinking about junking Spike, the silver Beagle. Waddya say?

Worms, Mister?

| August 12, 2014

Norr has asked me to tell you that if you want to watch a Robin Williams movie, he recommends World’s Greatest Dad, not RV.

Angry Boids from Utah

| August 11, 2014

I didn’t overeat as much today as I feared I would. Something about the ball gag.


| August 10, 2014

My God – I wasn’t expecting so many people to show up! There wasn’t enough blueberry ice to go around. I’ve had to resort to giving away free tumblers.

Anniversary Tomorrow

| August 9, 2014

Tomorrow is the 5th anniversary of the Couch! You’d think we’d at least try to do a new episode, but no. Instead, anyone who comes by my trailer secret underground lair will receive a FREE Dixie cup full of blueberry water ice! Proveded it freezes in time. And I can find a blender at Goodwill.

Dinosaur Dracula Fun Pack Unboxing!

| August 8, 2014

I got my August Dino Drac Fun Pack! I decided to let my dinosaurs open it. Well, two of my dinosaurs. I’m guessing Turtle will flip over the Ninja Turtle sticker. He needs a pick-me-up after he caught Maxi T-Rex trying to eat one of his eggs.