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Clearing Clouds, Party Skunny

| July 19, 2014

Nobody has been updating on Y**T*be much as of late. Filmnstuff is doing regular updates at his usual pace, but that’s only 1 or 2 a month. The usually reliable Shadow’s Nose has only updated sporadically and it looks like Witchfinder1976 may be gone for good. At least Afrotechmods is back with some sporadic updates, […]

Flying Elves are Back

| July 18, 2014

I bought a tablet, and yet I still have problems?

You Were Always On My Can

| July 17, 2014

The Illuminati have struck again! That’s the people who put up streetlights, right?

My Dad Bought A Pontoon Boat from Tom T. Hall’s Third Cousin

| July 16, 2014

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Lame Claim to Fame by cryptrik

Aren’t You Glad You Use Diehl

| July 15, 2014

Today, I spent a whole hour chopping up a tree and splitting logs! Now I am all hot, with honest good ol’ boy sweat beading across my good ol’ boy brow. I take my shirt off and sit down at my computer and start writing an unintentionally homoerotic post for my web site. I hit […]

Critical Stationery Updater

| July 14, 2014

Anybody have a hearse for sale? Roll cage optional.

Rubber Worm

| July 13, 2014

Today is the last day of What I Ate Today. Readership has gone through the roof! But everything must end. Today, I ate half a cheeseburger, some leftover pizza, mushrooms, and manifold-fried rainbow trout. Mmmm-mmm!

Don’t Wear White After Labor

| July 12, 2014

Today, I ate a bowl of cereal, half a carton of french fries, some guy’s face, and some pepperoni pizza.

Is That a Boogatin?

| July 11, 2014

Today I ate some wafers, chips, and cold cereal. Also, I stopped in to buy some shoes, but they didn’t have my size!

Hungry C Hungry

| July 10, 2014

Today I ate a single fruit cup, some chips, and the rest of the pizza from yesterday. But I think I’ll go polish off another fruit cup before too long.