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Freshly Mown Emu

| May 21, 2014

Well, it is wet! I am so perceptive.

Penguin Poppers

| May 20, 2014

I think I should go outside and chainsaw that dead tree some more. The joys of home ownership!

Bird Week

| May 19, 2014

This week I decided to dedicate all my posts to birds. Work with me here! Today’s bird is the octopus. Warm, wet, slimy, and beak, the octopus hides in your toaster… I am just blabbering. Hey, it’s making me laugh! Ok, bird week is cancelled. I will think of something that my one remaining reader […]

Pheasant Plucker

| May 18, 2014

Fish Mart

| May 17, 2014

Anybody know where to get old videogames at REASONABLE prices, like 3 for one dollar?

X Marks The Spot

| May 16, 2014

Anybody wanna come with me to the flea market tomorrow?

Flutie Football

| May 15, 2014

At least it is possible to drain an entire fishtank into your pants in less than 7 seconds. Sometimes I wonder why I post this strange shit here for $9 a month instead of posting on Twitter or Facebook for free like a normal chimp.

Toaster Art

| May 14, 2014

What a sensible waste of a good NES.

Come Back Baby Mocha

| May 13, 2014

I’m going down to Heck’s to buy a Fairchild Channel F. Any suggestions on what ‘video carts’ to buy? I, personally, am hoping they have a decent “Pack Man” game.

Bend It Like Schottenheimer

| May 12, 2014

I have completely divested myself from using Yahoo. It doesn’t work worth a crap with Firefoxy with all the spam and ad blockers and flash killers I have. If it did, I might still use it. Actually, I haven’t used it in years, but I am making it official.