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Whole Host of Organisms

| April 8, 2014

I actually got a tax refund this year. What did I do wrong?

That Went Well

| April 7, 2014

I’ll see if I get my Hugg-a-Bunccchhhh costume via wire in the next two weeks!

Soul! City!

| April 6, 2014

Tomorrow I try out for the Hugg-A-Bunchhh!

She’s In the Bathroom with the Laptop

| April 5, 2014

Streaming Netflix to the shitter apparently.

Cubic Zirconion

| April 4, 2014

Six years of the Couch and Ron paid me his half for the first year. Still waiting on years 2 through 6. Well, maybe not 6 years. But 1 post per day, 2011 posts, you get the pikachu.

Hunker Down: Pearl Necklace Sighted

| April 3, 2014

Can you believe it’s already July?

Richard Nixon Memorial Hamfest

| April 2, 2014

The Annual Richard Nixon Memorial Hamfest is still underway for next weekend. Every year the entire United States of America gathers in my backyard to celebrate the fact that he really is dead.

Drunk on Cock

| April 1, 2014

Well, it’s April Fool’s Day. Maybe if we’re all really really quiet, we won’t have to acknowledge it.