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Spiro Agnew Breakfast Bars!!!!

| March 19, 2014

Looking for a motel next weekend so I don’t have to drive all the way home after autocross.

Finger Linus Boog

| March 18, 2014

Bat Boy at the YLT? Is that in York?

The Last Suqqer

| March 17, 2014

Scott Asheton of the Stooges died… a couple days ago. The Couch is bang up to date as always! Did you know the Winter Olympics will be held in Russia this year?

Put The Shotgun Down, Jesse

| March 16, 2014

An extensive collection of original props from Ninja Turtle movies? Why… I’m speechless. Actually, apathetic is probably a better word.

Going to See the Bamones

| March 15, 2014

I kept having the same dream over and over last night. I was at a theme park, and I was on the haunted house ride. Sometimes it was in a video game, sometimes real life. Sometimes it was a water ride. Sometimes we were in carts, sometimes on rafts made of pine needles. I do […]

Sing Along with Firebrick

| March 14, 2014

At last! Details of the top secret Lichtenstein radar!

Did You Get Your Tank Pumped? How About The Howitzer

| March 13, 2014

That stuffed hippo keeps eyeing me.

Damn the French Fries

| March 12, 2014

I need to go fix the water leak under my sink. I finally got the dead mink out of there! But first, nap time.

Where Is My Sturmgeschütz III

| March 10, 2014

Another water leak! At least it’s small.

Prospero Año Y Felicidad!

| March 9, 2014

The new Carmageddon – Early Access launches on the 27th!