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The Epitome of Grunje

| February 18, 2014

Punch The Meat Granny

| February 17, 2014

Scarlet Recliner has a show at the Sufficient Grou nds Roasting Company? Hmm, maybe I should go.

The Yutter – Leaked Details

| February 16, 2014

Funco Sad Systems has cracked the mystery of glasses-less 3D!

Food Shoving

| February 14, 2014

Lamprey Love

| February 13, 2014

I still have about 316,000 adorable “Molly Maggot” stuffed animals if anybody wants one thousand.

Water Music

| February 12, 2014

I Have Overcome! For now. The water is back on! I just had to plug some rat-bite sized holes.

Rats = Water Love?

| February 11, 2014

Apparently Baseball Rat ALSO chewwwed through the water line at my secret underground lair. Fucking rodent!

What A Senseless Waste

| February 7, 2014

You may have noticed that we haven’t been updating the last few days. Well, there was a personal tragedy here at the Couch. Our new friend, Baseball Rat… I don’t know how to tell you this, folks, but… he chewed through the power cord. Not just for the computer, but for my whole neighborhood. We’ve […]

Product Leak – The Yutter is coming?

| February 4, 2014

The Aggressive Couch Tech division has obtained a Spec drawing of a Tablet. That Funco Sad Systems is rumored to be making. Codenamed: The Yutter. Everyone knows the Samsung and Apple are working on biggger tablets. But this looks to push the bounds. This Spec sheet shows that the Yutter is in the works and […]

A Fool For Pigs

| February 4, 2014

It took a long time, but I finally swept my driveway clean.