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Ostracized Ostrich

| December 13, 2013

Big, big plans for this weekend! Sleeping in, eating, and generally not doing anything.

Underneath It’s A Pinto

| December 12, 2013

Looks like we’ll be blessed with a little more snow Saturday. I, personally, plan to not go to work that day.

Watch It, It’s Christmas

| December 11, 2013

Carmen Miranda Celebrity Roast

| December 10, 2013

Can you believe it’s already August?

Remember Minnie Pearl

| December 9, 2013

And her diamond rings! Got braces on her fingers and everything! If Harry breaks another string I might have to buy some.

M.R.Drugs

| December 8, 2013

Let’s continue our Pop-Tart shenanigans with this cloassic from 1964!                       This is an istoric Pop-Tarts box from 1964, the year they were introduced. Early on, they tried various fruit flavors. Some didn’t catch on, like this Tomato. Others that bombed were Paul Lynde, Fruit […]

Feed the Tree to Me

| December 7, 2013

Well I managed to find something to occupy my now that Pokémon is over. Apparently, there are sites on the internet where you can find pictures of attractive ladies in various states of undress! They call it “pornography”. Why, what with today’s internet speeds, it won’t be long before you download entire movies of people […]

Miaow!

| December 5, 2013

I caught MewTwo! With my “Massive Ball”. Now what?

And Now, Here’s Phil Donahuey

| December 4, 2013

I cleaned up my house today. It is spotless. Well, technically not spotless. I mean, it looks the same as it did, but there’s slightly less junk everywhere. Anyway, do you know what I found when cleaning the spare bedroom? Sasquatch! And he had a set of Ernie Ball 11’s! So let us sing!

Warm Smell of Colitis Rising Up Through The Air

| December 3, 2013

Do you think I should buy that Camaro dirt track car for rallycrossing? I’d need a car hauler and a truck to tow it.