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It’s Like a Fairy Farted

| December 22, 2013

Aggressive Couch Number 61: Unprotected Sex

| December 21, 2013

Bring out the hatchet! The Aggressive Couch has returned! Remember the issue with McDonald’s wings? Well, we didn’t cover this topic. Instead we talked about the 10 worst movies of the year. We’ve seen them all, for artistic reasons. So here are our in depth reviews. Dave Gets Hip: Ron tries to teach Dave some […]

This is happening!

| December 20, 2013


| December 20, 2013

While you are waiting around for the next Massive Balls triple album. Here is Deadman.

Don’t You Hate When You Have One Of Those Shits That, Like, Sticks Up Your Ass

| December 19, 2013

What is this returning? Stay tuned for big logs!

Miss Tertee

| December 18, 2013

Fill in Taters! I saw some “cam bell” guy today. He looked the same, but a lot older! And his head was rounder, but he wasn’t fat! The old guy with the white hair was there too. He actually looked younger. I think he lost weight. He still looks like TV’s Frank. Or that “KK” […]

Get Your Season Tickets Now

| December 17, 2013

I have been having trouble getting season tickets to the Baltimore Terrapins baseball team. Only 4 more days until opening day! I hope they aren’t sold out.

Ram It Up Your Virginia

| December 16, 2013

I skipped the Christmas party this weekend. Nobody noticed.

My Trip to Newark, Delaware!

| December 15, 2013

I didn’t go. But Chambersburg was nice.

Plaid Music for Drapes

| December 14, 2013

Why isn’t my pizza here! It’s been over half an hour.