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Hot Dog Pop Manifold

| October 21, 2013

I have been playing Phantasy Star III on my Sega Genesis. And not on an emulator. And I legally purchased it. Why would you not believe me? BTW, you can hack the “savegame0” file on your hard drive to give yourself tons of gold.

Un, The Inventor of Underwear

| October 19, 2013

I just got out of the shower.

Football Fox Predicts!

| October 17, 2013

Hello, I am a picture of Football Fox. I am here to bring you my fearless 100% guaranteed predictions for this year’s football season! Rumors are swirling that a famous quarterback has just tested positive for fleas. Football games will mostly be played outside this season. Fans will go berserk when the entire New England […]

Forward This and Win 68010!

| October 16, 2013

Marks and Wesson

| October 15, 2013

This floor wax tastes awful.

Sex with Mutants

| October 14, 2013

Almost time for Pig Sniffer and Pumpkin Spice to get here. Hmm. I am down to only 2 gigs left to download! It’s almost like AOL again.

That’s Morgan Freeman, I Think

| October 13, 2013

Woo! 2002 Squier Affinity Strat with GFS Jazzmaster Extree-Hot Bridge Pickup! It also has the GFS brass upgrade bridge with the stamped-steel saddles and brass tone block. Perfect for those “Put Your Finger In The Socket” moments we’ve all been waiting for.

Sybil War

| October 12, 2013

Big big changes to the drum set! Just call me “Dave”.

That’s What I Call Litigurgical!

| October 11, 2013

Don’t you hate throwing guitar strings in the garbage? They never seem to stay in.

Long Hard Road Out of Hull

| October 10, 2013

Does anybody wanna go cramping?!?!?!?!!!