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Evil Wolf Wow

| September 20, 2013

The problem with writing Home Alone fetish porn is that when you make the Macaulley Culkin character an adult (to keep the “federalés” off your back) the story becomes very un-interesting.

I Give Up

| September 19, 2013

I’m taking Spike to the vet for his exhaust leak. I hope I don’t have to have him put down. I raised him from a pop!

Wait For It… Wait For It… FLÖDA!!!

| September 18, 2013

Is it wrong to put a Jazzmaster pickup on a Strat?

This Ain’t Rice!

| September 17, 2013

It can be hard to explain to the guys at work (yes, just guys) why I suddenly start laughing at some connector like it’s the funniest thing in the world. I say something like “I was thinking of something funny.” I usually don’t explain what it is because then I’d be stuck there all day […]

Free Dream Kitten

| September 16, 2013

Now that I am awake, I have to deal with getting rid of those kittens I dreamed were living in my closet last night.

Hen Hairs con Pineapple

| September 15, 2013

For gosh sakes, always drive on a full tank of gas!

You Asked For It. Motherfucker.

| September 13, 2013

It’s more farmy than Farmville! It’s sexier than Plants vs. Zombies! It’s zanier than having your dog put to sleep! It’s hot, it’s addictive, and it’s FREE TO PLAY! ADVANCED LAWNMOWER SIMULATOR 2: The Revenge of King Zord!

Fork Breath

| September 12, 2013

Is I about to fix Spike for once and for all? Find out next year!

Bring Me the Leg of General Sickles

| September 11, 2013

Did you know the Berlin Tempelhof Airport closed down about 5 years ago? Yeah, I didn’t care, either.

It’s So Cute!

| September 10, 2013

I bought this baby keyboard with built in touch pad. Now I can surf dirty movies from the Couch!