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Well, That Experiment Was A Failure

| June 19, 2013

Who put the “bleep” in Jeep?

Old Man Sedgewick’s Dancing Bass

| June 17, 2013

I caught another of those striped fish today. It was smaller! Apparently I found the trick to fishing in Loch Reddman: keep the bait near the top. And, in other news, I ordered helicoils for the Camaro transmission.

The Sexual Implications of Mr. Woodchuck Presenting His Log to Ms. Beaver

| June 16, 2013

The History of the Commodore Amiga in 8 installments. More to cum! I hope Ars Technica “trackbacks” to this post.

Please Neuter My Bread

| June 15, 2013

The car is waxed. Now I just need to finish polishing the miniaturized robotic version of Mr. T.

Horses and Rabbits are Inter-Breeding

| June 14, 2013

Now, for the third day, I’m going to go wax my car. Maybe today I actually can!

You Look Fetching, Lassie

| June 13, 2013

I need a new phone booster. Mine crapped out and I hate going outside just to send texts.

Aggressive Cooter Computer

| June 12, 2013

I can’t believe that, when they filmed the remake of the Dukes of Hazzard, they didn’t replace Enos with a giant Penis. Come ti think of it, every remake should have a giant penis as a central character. Penis of the Lost Ark! Gone With the Penis! And of course Clue. With a Penis.

Moosh It Up!

| June 11, 2013

The Applesauce Monster is headed your way. Best hide in Ceredo.

Lust Is a River

| June 10, 2013

Well, I caught 2 fish yesterday. Woot.

A Ticket to Beer

| June 8, 2013

Replacing trams with streetcars is sensible and logical. Buy up! I will drink from this galosha.