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Should Old Acquantance Be Forgot

| May 13, 2013

Guess who I ran into today? The gas cap from my silver Regal! Er.

Philadelphia Cream Pig

| May 12, 2013

I’m going to the supermarket. Anybody want anything?

Go, Obscure “Peanuts” References, Go

| May 11, 2013

I went racing in the dirt at Trailways Speedway last weekend in Spike, the Silver Beagle. I came in first in Stock FWD, and even held the fastest cumulative time for all three Stock classes (FWD, RWD, and even beat the AWD Subarus!) for the morning session. Meanwhile, I ripped the rear-end out of my […]

Hungry Hungry Hippos Throat shoving

| May 9, 2013

Carmo App o Friday O free Us

| May 8, 2013

Want some sex for your smartphone or tablet? On Friday May 10th you can get the new Carmageddon App for iOS or Android for free. Accept it and download it. Hit the link on the pic for more.

Lost Your Virginity in a Truck Stop Men’s Room

| May 7, 2013

I take all of my money advice from the Motley Crùe.

Oklahomaha!

| May 6, 2013

What should I post about? The Antikythera Mechanism? Netflix? Carbonated milkshakes? 25 or 6 to 4?

Regularly Scheduled Fries

| May 5, 2013

Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally wrote a blog post with no content? Like today? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Do You Know What’s Funny

| May 4, 2013

New layout for the Couch.

Got Pork Rinds If You Want ‘Em

| May 3, 2013

The guy from Kriss Kross died this week, and the one guy from Slayer. That will make for an interesting change in music in Hell this week, a break from all the Bobby Goldsboro.