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Well, It Looks Like They’ll Be Breast Feeding in Space, Soon!

| January 19, 2013

Remember, a stitch in time saves precious bodily fluids! There is no future without plastic! Plastic! Plastic! I’m going to Tractor Supply Company for some Torx bits, some bottled propane, and some love, understand?

Do the Dude!

| January 18, 2013

Can you believe kids get in trouble for stabbing each other with pencils these days? And just in time for this, too!

Hydrocephalic Nazis Displaying Their Ill-Fitting Underpants? No Thanks!

| January 16, 2013

I feel strange buying condoms after having a vasectomy.

The Beatings Have Begun

| January 15, 2013

Is it wrong to buy a “crime-’em-up” like GTA 4 and do nothing but drive around listening to Black Flag?

So Who Else is Sick of Grit?

| January 13, 2013

How come everyone has to be so angry anymore? Snideness, cynicism, sarcasm, “gritty reboot” – it’s all anger. This is especially true for comedy. I agree that humor without any anger is bland, but come on, anger should be a spice, not the main ingredient.

Is It Strapped On?

| January 12, 2013

Well, it started. Let’s see what happens later, eh? Ha ha ha! A joke! Good info here: Sparky’s Answers!

Do the Flea

| January 11, 2013

I think I fixed the ignition switch of Spike. Now tomorrow I can work on the suspension. Beagle Power never rests!

Jokes That Go Nowhere: Part I

| January 9, 2013

Martha Stewart’s Wild America!

Living in a box

| January 8, 2013

The future is soon.

Count Spatula

| January 7, 2013

Who is the worst Muppet? Time will tell!