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Fend For Yourself Von Ryan!

| December 20, 2012

I have cunningly negotiated to work from home tomorrow, so it’s almost like I’m not working! But this hot plate had better become the goddamn Taj Mahal of hot plates.

RRRR, Pirate Radio is On the Aire

| December 19, 2012

You remember the La’s? Well, this is the “Arr’s”, with their hit single, “Thar She Blows!”

Terms of Use

| December 19, 2012

This is the update to our use policy here on the Couch: Any pictures you upload become 100% property of the Couch. Any and all pictures you upload to the Couch can and will be masturbated to, especially those with hamburgers.

Bow to it!

| December 18, 2012

It is back. The McRib and you know you have asked for it. Modeled your life after it. Cleaned up cars because you vomit them up. For some reason people love this shit. The sandwich has loyal customers that follow it. I can say ” I have never had a McRib.”. Does this make me […]

Potato Chip Cookies

| December 17, 2012

Christ, can you believe that Friday is St. Patrick’s Day already? Did you put your poplar tree up?

She Spits In Your Pudding

| December 16, 2012

Went to a party last night. Shooting off fireworks indoors is always a crowd pleaser!


| December 15, 2012

Have you seen the previews for the Hobbit? It’s nice to see Paul Westerberg still getting work.

The Three Kinds of Breast

| December 14, 2012

Don’t you hate when you forget to bring a change of underwear and you have to wash yesterday’s pair by hand in the tub using “body wash?”

The Poblem

| December 12, 2012

Is north carolina mans mistake? Is it worse than michigan? Not its not.

The Last Word in Monitor Lizards is “Lizards”

| December 11, 2012

I’ve been thinking of going to the eye doctor. The last time I went was in 1995. That’s 17.5 years ago. Should I wait until 20?