The Aggressive Couch

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I Forget!

| September 21, 2012

Google has launched a new “reverse image search” function. Yes, there was a previous site called “TV Eye” or something but shut up. This works so much better. It’s really handy if you have a really great porno picture, you want the rest of the series, but you forgot where you downloaded it (X-Hampster).

It Is Amusing That…

| September 20, 2012

…in Europe, someone who believes the American government is irredeemably evil is labeled “Anti-American”. In America, that person is labeled a “Republican”.

Thank You Obi-Wan Kenobi

| September 18, 2012

Here’s a bunch of Game Jeanie codes for FF1!

Aggressive Cubicle

| September 17, 2012

I want to thank the person. Who was sitting at the window seat. For being the dick. Who wanted to have the shade up. While all the other shades are down. So, people can sleep on the plane.

Betamax is the New Black

| September 17, 2012

Remember the kafuffle when we were kids about putting different colored laces in your combat boots signified if you were Nazi, Sharpie, gay, pro-marijuana or Y2K compliant? Well, does putting black laces in Converse All-Stars (low tops, TYVM) mean anything? I promise I’ll post a picture later.

Aggressive Fishing

| September 15, 2012

I caught three crappies (count ’em, crap fans!) today. So I am now the bluegill king. They worship me as their god. Wait, isn’t that the plot of the original “I Am Legend”?

McDonald’s Movies

| September 14, 2012

I’m going to Mrgrt’s later. I’m bringing my computer and a guitar. And probably some dried paint residue. But hey, give resi where residue.

I love the Smell of Paint in the Evening

| September 13, 2012

It smells like… paint. Yes, the underside of the spoiler is now painted. Rejoice!

Them vs Them vs Them

| September 12, 2012

Is it time for me to let the horse out of the cellar?

Ramones Porn

| September 11, 2012

And again I ask: does anybody make something like Flight Simulator, but about cars, with no racing? Just driving?