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I Feel Like Such a Failure…

| July 14, 2012

I can’t remember that great joke I thought of the other day that I meant to post here!


| July 12, 2012

It looks like a big win for Co-Planar Waveguide construction! Not only are the impedance and the pitch tighter, but the performance is nearly identical. Rocket Crotch says, “This is un-mother-fucking believable!”

What den ist das?

| July 11, 2012

Well, I got the fender straightened up, and started patching the side ground FX. And then I started masking off the glass! Yay!

They Crow So Fast

| July 10, 2012

It seems like only yesterday I pulled the Camaro into the garage to paint it. Now it’s sitting there, stripped, ready for paint. I just have to finish fixing some little dents. And a few small rust spots. And masking it. Cleaning the junk out of the floor. Vacuuming every square inch of the garage […]

Ernest Borgnine R.I.P.

| July 9, 2012

Ernest Borgnine is dead. Will America ever be able to return to “The Posiedon Adventure” values? In bigger news, I raced the Beagle today. I finished 5th out of 6 cars in ESP. One position behind Kurdt.

Water Buffalo of the utter importance

| July 8, 2012

Yet, the tankers should have been unloaded. The process of paperwork will be meaningless. Unless Uncle Milker shows with the ID.

Naked In Front of the Computer

| July 7, 2012

Don’t hit a spray can with a hammer!

What A Wonderful Moon

| July 5, 2012

I wondered why Jon Cheese was writing so early in the week instead of his usual Thursday column, then I remembered that this IS Thursday, I was off work all week with an ‘insurance claim’ (he he he). So in celebration of Jon mentioning the Ramones, here is my favorite picture of Johnny Ramone:

Burn the Bra

| July 4, 2012

Everybody laughed when Slucker invented his bra for cattle, but nobody laughed when the military adopted it and used it for mules.

Do You Know What I Hate More Than Fruitcake?

| July 3, 2012

Having to shower more than once per day. I swear. I am just gonna hose off tomorrow.