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Dr Finger Treated Members of the Family like Pets

| April 15, 2012

Having real polish and a real polisher really helps when trying to polish something. It is way better than using a foam pad in a drill and polish from the hardware store. It never ceases to amaze me how there’s just no way to tell in advance if I need a professional grade tool or […]

Stop! In the Name of Pants!

| April 13, 2012

No, I haven’t found this CD recently. It was pretty good, but it sounded exactly like all the other Muffs CDs.

Dishes In the Skink

| April 12, 2012

Someday I will fix my faucet! Until that time, enjoy the remixx of Dishwasher Palaces.

And now to do my county taxes.

You can never have enough Epilepsy

| April 11, 2012


| April 11, 2012

This place should have a drive thru.

Asking Apelee

| April 10, 2012

Dear Apelee, Since, the Encyclopaedia Britannica is no longer going to be published in paper form. Where can I get this information? Thanks, Harnee Harnee, What is wrong with you? If you need any information you seek it from your elders. They know everything. If they don’t know the answer to your question. Maybe you […]

Thanks, Gene Shitlits

| April 9, 2012

Although, you may not know him. He is constantly in the grocery store.

Horse Biscuits

| April 7, 2012

And now – Scarlet Fever Presents: Dishwater Places!

Pepperoni Eyes

| April 5, 2012

The thing I hate about going to car forums is wading through all the juvenile conservative tagline bullshit. How are you supposed to react? I generally ignore them, but although that seems like the mature thing to do, it also seems like the pussified thing to do. In butter news, it’s time to renew the […]

Warsh Your Head Right Here

| April 4, 2012

Don’t you hate when you go to the store and forget something? I forgot the shampoo. Well, I put it in the cart, and I paid for it, but I’ll be damned if I can find it. I don’t even remember unpacking it. But I have the flounder, the shoe leather, the cherry phosphate, the […]