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The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud

| February 19, 2012

So which of these things are you guilty of? I admit to 5, 2, and 1. As I noted about Whitney (snort) Houston, I can fail 5 very badly, at least when it comes to celebrities. And I have an opposite case of 3 – I pride myself on not claiming membership with any group. […]

Does Your Spearmint Lose Its Flavor When You Caulk Around Your Bathtub With It

| February 18, 2012

Why is experience a bad thing in politics? The guy who writes the Garfield TV show explains: “Back when Ronald Reagan was running for his first-ever public office — Governor of California — he made that his big selling point. The Founding Fathers, he said, wanted the country to be run by citizens as opposed […]

It’s All New Except the New Bits

| February 17, 2012

Hey, no idea what to write by way of an intro. Man or Astro Man live! Somewhat recently! And they’re allegedly working on a new album. It’d better be better than that crap they put out after “Experiment Zero”.

Yams what Yams

| February 15, 2012

A look at Canadian speaking tubes: “There is little demand, surprisingly enough, for the used toilet.”

Exclusive Nude Hasidic Dirty Movies

| February 12, 2012

I held off making cruel jokes about Michael Jackson for two or three days, and yet my first reaction to Whitney Houston’s death was a cruel joke. Something along the lines of “I can’t believe Whitney (snort) Houston, of all people, would die from drugs!” Yes, she died from drugs. No reason for debate. Even […]

Harmonica Ranger

| February 10, 2012

The drums for “That Flour Song” are progressing nicely. Hope to have 2 or 3 snogs ready for Monday. Can maybe lay down a bass.

Kid Sometimes Y

| February 9, 2012

I need to make a solder reflow oven for work. We already have an old toaster oven….

There’s a Slucker Born Every Minute

| February 8, 2012

An early project by Norr and myself (well, by Norr) was a movie called Slucker. He had a scrneplay (sic) and everything. From the intro: “Everybody laughed when Slucker came out with his bra for cattle, but noone was laughing when the Army adopted it and used it for mules.” I also remember that I […]

What Every Kid Needs

| February 7, 2012

A Finite Element Analysis (FEA) software tool!

Chrysanthemum

| February 6, 2012

I spelled ‘chrysanthemum’ right without having to look it up! But I did anyway. So, here are 3 new hit songs!

I like the third one best.