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Uses for Old TVs

| July 18, 2011

Uhh, the title kinda gave it away. So, uses for old TVs!

Best Site for Generic VIGG-OH-REXXX!

| July 17, 2011

We seem to be under attack from smappers trying to sell generic penile stretching medications. And the smap catcher is catching them all. So there’s no need to bother telling you about it. But it gives me something to write about.

Scouring Bubble Action

| July 16, 2011

Here’s the band that went on after us last night. They were good. Power pop, sorta.

Pimps and Hose

| July 15, 2011

Wow, I haven’t updated the Couch in a few days. And it looks like I won’t update it today either! Wait a minute….

Cold Alabama Mice

| July 12, 2011

So, I know what you’re asking, ‘Where’s the Couch? Or at least a Sectional? Maybe an original song or something?” Well, I’ve been busy playing Rollercoaster Tycoon getting ready for my band’s show on Friday. It’s at the Despot. We go on at 9. PM, I think. Pretty sure. Maybe I should ask?

No More Popcorn

| July 11, 2011

I can’t do it. I can’t find it within myself to link to another article on Cracked. So here’s one on Mental Floss instead.

I Feel Like Chicken Tonight

| July 10, 2011

I drove past the garage where the guy’s doing my Camaro and Trans Am transmission swap. Well, the Camaro and Trans Am aren’t done, but at least he moved the Trans Am into the garage, so he was working on them.

Whoomp! There it is

| July 8, 2011

You wanna see some sheep? They are all over my Facebook. I’ve had quite a bit of fun reading Facebook lately. “Police aren’t here to protect us, they’re here for social control!” Baah. “If you think casey anthony is a horrible person you should see what our current presidents have been up to..”, Baah baah. […]

Drop the Ball, Anywhere

| July 7, 2011

So today was my first day on meth amphetamines. My mind wasn’t doing its usual 90 MPH in the 25 zone thing, but it was still around 40. Oh well, this is still a test dose to make sure there’s no adverse reactions.

Really Glad to Be Here

| July 6, 2011

I went on a short drive today. I hit so many lightning bugs that my car glowed green for a few minutes. It’s out now. Damn. I was thinking I wouldn’t need headlights.