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| February 20, 2012

Calibrate your monitor for accurate colors you say?

We Buiult this City on Rabbit’s!

| January 29, 2012

Up next is the newer vbersion of Starship. Not 100% happy. I had to tighten up the drums, the bass, and the guitar. It was almost impossible because evrything bled onto each other, so I’d get weird echos and shit. Should we stop recording live and overdub everything like we did at Whats His Face’s?

New! Mice! Stays Crunchy in Water!

| January 25, 2012

Here it is – the first song mixed on the big bad monitor lizards. Mice Ong! Maybe I should call it The Ornithopter instead. Kinda fits in with our other obscure hard to remember Harry never sent me a list of song titles.

4th and Ingest

| January 18, 2012

Why do cats whine when you pick them up by the handle? You know, the one they wag. Wasn’t Pipo the name of John Wayne Gacy’s clown?

Golden Spine

| January 14, 2012

You know, every cool band with pretensions of pretentiousness hires some cool DJ to totally suck the life out of remix their greatest hits. So here is the ‘experimental’ ‘remix’ of ‘Pseudo’, called ‘Cold Psore’. I hope you ‘enjoy’ it.

What is this science you speak of?

| November 11, 2011

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Weathering Fights – Science: What’s It Up To? www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog The Daily Show on Facebook

Signs You May Have a Chemical Dependancy

| September 10, 2011

The problem with chemical addiction is that everyone around you can see it before you can. And even if somebody points it out, you think it’s some sort of slur, or insult. So, as a public service, we present the following questionairre multiple choice thing. If you answer yes to one or more of these […]

Do You Take Just One Air Compressor Into the House

| August 9, 2011

I finally installed the trim in the spare bedroom. I think I’ll start bringing all the shit from the mini-storage back to my house. Science! Also, what are the chances that actual ‘flash mobs’ don’t have anything to do with the latest ‘flash mob’ crimes? But I do like the money shot: “You are essentially […]

What’s That Crunching Sound

| July 29, 2011

So, the junior Republican representatives are roadblocking Boner’s tax bill because it isn’t ‘extreme’ enough. They were elected to make a stand on PRINCIPLES, dammit, not to govern! And now the Democrats have largely lined up behind their leader, Jon Stewart. Where was this discipline, say, during the health care reform debate? If they’d acted […]

Whoomp! There it is

| July 8, 2011

You wanna see some sheep? They are all over my Facebook. I’ve had quite a bit of fun reading Facebook lately. “Police aren’t here to protect us, they’re here for social control!” Baah. “If you think casey anthony is a horrible person you should see what our current presidents have been up to..”, Baah baah. […]