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Blue Remembered Hills

| December 23, 2014

I don’t have a lot to say about either, so I am writing today about Hills and K-Mart. K-Mart first, since it is still in business. I just checked. I don’t have a lot to say about K-Mart. K-Mart has always sort of just been “there”, like cabbage. Not anybody’s favorite, but with few detractors. […]

Give the Radio Shack to the Maniac

| December 9, 2014

So it looks like Radio Shack is finally getting flushed down the shitter. Once proud, once mighty, once the place where Norr dropped his pants and took a piss in the corner (he was only 5 or 6). I bet I could ask everyone my age or older who’s interested in electronics, and they’d all […]

Love Train

| November 13, 2014

I remember buying my first stereo. Well, getting it for Christmas. It was an all-black beauty from GPX. GPX stood for Gran Prix… X. You knew you were getting quality! DEMAND THE BEST! I had a record player, but it was one of those old 1960s pieces of crap with the shitty needle that destroyed […]

The Aggressive Couch Guide to Linen

| November 9, 2014

Linen /ˈlɪnɨn/ is a textile made from the fibers of the flax plant, Linum usitatissimum. Linen is laborious to manufacture, but the fiber is very absorbent and garments made of linen are valued for their exceptional coolness and freshness in hot weather. Linen was born Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, of West Germanic origin, to cognate to […]

I Found the Larynx

| October 30, 2014

There goes my pledge to try to make the titles of my posts reflect the content. Oh well. Thanks to a dead relative, I have the day off work. I’m supposed to use this day off to go to the funeral, but it’s 400 miles away. I mean no disrespect, but there’s no way I’m […]

Get Outta My Car!

| September 20, 2014

My Credit Card Number is “Four”

| September 6, 2014

Wow! Major Pop

| August 28, 2014

Did you know that there’s NEW EPISODES of Pop-Up Video on VH-1? Did you know VH-1 was still on the air? Do you even remember what a music video is?

Gillette and Nickerson

| August 7, 2014

Today, I found a perfectly good tumbler and a mostly empty bottle of flat Dr. Pepper. Tasted like ass!

Are Butter Supplies Our Low

| July 25, 2014

I figured out why CST was giving me such wonky results. Apparently, the capacitance of the via was so high that it masked the inductance of the antipad from the T11 response, and the inductance of the antipad was so big that it masked the capacitance of the via from the T22 response! Isn’t that […]